Kidnapping Fail

I really like having Scott around, and I hate it one of us has to leave. But right now, its not possible for us to be together all the time. Long distance. That’s how we roll. So everytime I see him, we hatch plots to keep the other around. This time, I was done playing… I actually tried to keep him here. I decided to use Facebook to gather some kidnapping suggestions from friends.

One friend suggested I shave Scott’s beard. As you can see in the picture below, my man is hairy.

Scott is part werewolf

 My friend theorized that Scott could not bear the shame of a beardless chin, and would be forced to stay at least as long as it took to grow back in his beard.  This was a good plan, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. It would be too much like trying to shave Aslan’s mane… it’s pretty much against all that is fair and good.

Back to the drawing board…

I had one friend suggest to steal his clothes. I hid them, but not well enough, because he found them. When Scott went back to re-packing his clothing, a piece of Brocka’s western home decor caught my eye. A solution came to mind! In fact, why hadn’t I thought of it sooner?

That’s right. I literally lassoed my man.

But he had such a sad look on his face, I couldn’t let him stay like that…

Who can resist those blue eyes?

So now he is back in Sioux Falls. Of course.

I miss you, baby…